Oh dear... this is what things have come to round here...*

There once was a teapot called "Chelley's,"
that was random but much-loved like wellies.**
It was rarely profound
though had dreams to astound
but 'twas as likely as me seen on your tellies.

*I would promise that normal service will soon be resumed, but I don't think that'd help much!
**You have to have some appreciation of wellington boots to get the full benefit of this limerick. Fortunately I am very fond of my wellington boots which are white with big green leaves on and come from Millets, one of my favourite shops in the whole universe.